A Little Twitter Math

We all go through busy periods in our life, I happen to be right in the middle of one. As these events happen, we need to reduce distractions to be as effective as possible. Personally, I’ve been spending a little extra time cleaning up my Twitter account to eliminate noise as much as possible.

I Have a Billion Followers

It’s Ashton’s fault for racing CNN to one million followers. This created a complex amongst some people that makes them think followers are the most important thing ever.

I disagree.

Making connections, which will hopefully either turn into friendships or business is what is most important.

Simple Math

If you can use a SCUBA dive table (no Wheel needed), this math should make sense.

Let’s say you are one of those Twitter “Rockstars” who has 2,000 followers.

If those 2,000 followers update once every two days (this is just an assumption, not based on any real statistics), that’s 1,000 updates per day.

If you sleep 8 hours per day, that leaves you with 16 hours to be on Twitter (please, don’t stop to eat, shower or go SCUBA diving).

That means you need to be reading 62.5 tweets per hour, a little over one per minute.

Sure, they’re only 140 characters (max), so that should be easy.

But now factor in the idea that you may want to REPLY or CREATE your own original content (you know, to actually ENGAGE), that minute gets really short.

Now lets say you are one of the small handful of EXTREME “Rockstars” and you have 20,000+ followers. Multiply by a factor of 10.

If you wanted to truly ENGAGE all of your followers, you’d need to be reading 625 updates per hour or almost 10 and a half per minute.

I Think this is Absurd

If you have and mention/flaunt that you have 5, 10 or 20 thousand followers you are simply showing me that you don’t understand Twitter as a communications tool and only see it as a marketing tool.

If that’s you, I’ve probably unfollowed you 🙂

What do you think? Do you want to be one of 5,000+ followers?

Similar Posts

  • SCUBA News Updates

    Just a couple of quick SCUBA diving related news updates: In my article yesterday about PADI announcing professional renewal pricing and choosing to not send a CD-based SCUBA Instructor Manual (which I like), I mentioned that the auto-renewal pricing was higher than regular online renewal. Megan Denny at PADI emailed me to let me know…

  • Bring Google Into Your Dive Center

    Last night, Google announced their Ocean Showcase, an extra layer for their free Google Earth product. The Ocean Showcase features a National Geographic tour, Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute’s US West Coast discoveries, Eco-Nova’s Shipwreck Central, dive sites from WannaDive and 3D models of wrecks in the Great Lakes from NOAA.

  • Market Your SCUBA Store Like Dracula

    Dracula could make one hell of a dive store owner. Vampires are immortal, mysterious and quickly bend people to their ways. Since you can’t smell garlic underwater, the only real danger to Dracula would be a wooden spear through the heart. Without becoming one of the undead, let me highlight some of the vampire secrets…

  • The Facts About Bottled Water

    This is just a quickie, I have something far more SCUBA marketing related in the works for later, but it’s a topic that is important to me. I grew up in a house where we switched to bottled water when our part of town was moved to a different water supply source. I drank bottled…

  • Turning Twitter Data into Decision Making Information

    Do you know just how powerful Twitter really is? I found it difficult to believe that the marketing machine known as PADI isn’t giving dive retailers and professionals the best recommendations for using social media. At DEMA, PADI was there giving a presentation on marketing with social media. So let me show you how you can start utilizing Twitter to it’s fullest potential.

  • Perspective

    Just some random musings… When I was a super active SCUBA instructor in college, I worried endlessly about impressing my instructor and the owner of the dive shop. I got burned out from doing mask skills two or three nights a week. Messing up in the shop or having a staff member call in sick…